Little Old Three-Chord-Me



laura just said that she ships me and my high school psych teacher more than her and her boyfriend 

No one ships it harder than murph himself. 

(Source: poostnight805)





television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is art

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

someone put a knife in an envelope and mail it to my face

Reblogged from mikebjammin, Posted by globalhumor.

I really want a glass of milk????

i’ve been so busy today i haven’t had time to really eat and now everything is closed and i can’t eat and im hungry and tired and fuckin just wanna watch top gear or make fun of laura